Saturday, May 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL :
OPRAH :
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GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
JOHN KERRY :
NANCY GRACE :
PAT BUCHANAN :
MARTHA STEWART :
DR SEUSS :
ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
JERRY FALWELL :
GRANDPA :
BARBARA WALTERS :
JOHN LENNON :
ARISTOTLE :
BILL GATES :
ALBERT EINSTEIN :
BILL CLINTON :
AL GORE :
COLONEL SANDERS :
DICK CHENEY :
AL SHARPTON :
Monday, April 27, 2009
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes... If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. If not, please disregard.
A lesson in politics from a little girl.
A $50 Lesson
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her
parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you
were President what would be the first thing you would do? '
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed.
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow
the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll
take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and
you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
The Broncos draft results
While some considered this a weak draft with not much talent or depth, many feel that the broncos should have gone for more defense and less offense. But dont forget that the broncos went through 7 running backs last year that ended up on IR. Peyton Hillis, Michael Pittman, Andre Hall, Ryan Torain and Anthony Alridge, Selvin Young and P.J. Pope. Among those who still remain are HIllis, Torain, Young and Hall. Added to that list is J.J. Arrington, Correl Buckhalter, Andrew Pinock, and Lamont Jordan. I think we will see Knowshon Moreno as first among the other eight, and with his feirce competitiveness, and great feet, his lack of speed wont be quite as noticable. Lets not forget his great at the pass protection as well.
Ayers great balance and low center of gravity will be a great contribution to our defense. He has great size but I see some need of improvement in his technique before he is great.
Other notible draft picks for denver were:
Cornerback Alfanso Smith from Wakeforest, is small but still has great hands for good interceptions, but will he be worth our first round draft pick of 2010 we traded for?
Safety Darcel Mcbath from Texas Tech, has amazing hands and will hopefully lead the AFC west in interceptions this year.
Tight End Richard Quinn from north Carolina, is an all round excellent blocker and I feel will be a great contributor to the team.
Safety David Bruton from Notre Dame, should make great improvements to our special teams. I think he will be a great tackler and hopefully get Denver a few sacks this year.
Guard Seth Olsen from Iowa, He was first-team All-Big Ten selection by the media and coaches while primarily at right guard in 2008 after garnering honorable mention honors at right tackle as a junior. He's a big boy who will ultimately have to prove himself in the NFL.
wide receiver Kenny McKinley, is another small player that needs to add some bulk, but with his amazing stats I think we will see some great catches out of this kid who may turn out to be the next big receiver for denver.
Quarterback Tom Brandstater from Fresno State, will be a suitable back up but we probably wont see him starting any time soon.
Center Blake Schlueter from TCU, although many say he is undersized for a center, remember Denver is known for its small line and his toughness will play a big part in his abilities to be great.
written by Marlo Franklin